Campaign Speech

专辑:Campaign Speech

歌手:Eminem

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Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store

从二楼的唱片店走出

With a treacherous four cassette and a cassette recorder

买了一张诡谲三人乐队的唱片和一个录音机

In Ecuador with Edward Norton

和诺顿一起前往厄瓜多尔 保护亚马逊流域免受石油污染

Witness the metamorphosis

见证我说唱能力的传奇蜕变

Of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman

就像精于作战的勇士总能瞄准目标 一击即中

From the Hessian war and

因为德国在黑森州战争惨败

Hence the origin of the Headless Horseman

所以才产生无数幽魂 他们被称为无头骑士

Born with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan

虽然是可怜的孤儿 但生活得幸福欢愉

Endless source and reservoir

总能给我带来源源不断的快乐

Of extension cords in dresser drawers

梳妆台的抽屉上绑着一根长绳

And deadbolts on the bedroom doors

卧室的门紧紧关着

And sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin

对我施加野蛮手段的工具 被储藏在不同的地方

Excellent boyfriend

简直是一个完美男友

Use intercourse to settle scores

用缠绵的方式来报仇

With women who have vendettas towards men

因为女人对男人心怀仇恨

Dickhead is forced in 'til there's shredded foreskin

这些白痴的手段很残忍 直到他们自己感到遍体鳞伤

Reddish torn and they're only bein' fed a portion

鲜血涌出 但这对他们来说还只是少许伤痛

Bed sores and sore shins

他们遭受着褥疮之痛和溃疡胫之苦

Pregnant whores can get abortions

意外怀孕的少妇可以去堕胎 免除一切烦扰

Fetish for stickin' metal forks in self-absorption

我喜爱用金属刀叉解决这种痛苦

Skeletor I went to Hell and fell a floor

我像骷髅魔王一样堕入地狱 但却能绝地逢生

A predator I'm headed for competitors

我像掠夺者一样不畏任何竞争对手

Better warn 'em what I lack in tact and a set of morals

最好告诫他们我的处世方式有失圆滑 而且没有极高的道德修养

I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store

我会像在化妆品店化妆那样 在歌词中运用暗喻的手法

Stegosaurus Chuck Norris with a thesaurus

我将发挥如诺里斯的辞典般强大的力量

Yes of course a mess of warrants

是的 当然 场面一片混乱

You want some come and get some boys

你想让场面更加严重 就需要得到一些男孩们的帮助

I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course

我会把潘塔莱奥训练得循规蹈矩

On excessive force and pressure points

我给予他残酷的训练 不断给他施加压力

And dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange

我会让齐默尔曼得到应有的惩罚

Dress and four inch heels to address the court

我会让着装有素 穿着四英寸高跟鞋的法官判决这场官司

With a bullseye on his back his whole chest and torso

将枪口对准他的后背 他的胸膛 他的整个身体

Or left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him

或者让他站在门口台阶上 让崔恩的父亲对着他尽情发泄

In my present form I'm Desert Storm

现如今 我会像沙漠风暴行动那样消灭所有的敌人

Appetite for destruction there's no suppressant for

我有毁灭一切的强烈欲望 没有力量可以阻挡我的脚步

Aggressive forceful and less remorseful in every morsel

每一次的行动要积极有力 而不需怀有太多的仇恨

Unpleasant horrible hello gorgeous

所有人起初会讨厌我 继而会惧怕我 欣赏我 赞美我

The rebel with devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus

拥有邪恶思想的叛徒们 刚刚从窄小的儿童专车上走下来

Met a contortionist said

我遇见了一个柔术表演者

When you wanna get sexual

问她 你是否想与我缠绵

She said

她说

However I fit in your schedule I'm flexible

不管怎样 我听从你的安排 我的时间很灵活

Expired tags on the Saturn got Catherine Bach

一条过期的网页上显示 我已死去 灵魂已去往土星

In the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on

这就像由凯瑟琳扮演的黛西 在表演时遇到诸多障碍

At a traffic stop gettin' harassed sign an autograph

一个警察在交通事故后身心俱疲

For this asshole cop's daughter

我送给这个混蛋警察的女儿一个我的亲笔签名

Laugh 'cause I called her a brat on it

我称他的女儿为顽童以示嘲笑

He spat on it and brought it back lookin' half in shock

他向上面啐了一口 看了一下 但到一半就几近休克

Had a heart attack and dropped dead

突发心脏病 倒地死去

Started fallin' back with it

我起初对这件事漠不关心

And got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock

随后我在运动袜作画表示我对他的侮辱 就像凯普尼穿的那双那样

One ball and half a dick Apple Watch

苹果手表上的商标就像男女之间在缠绵

Crack front axle walked in a Bass Pro Shop

车辆前轴爆裂 我和哈塞尔霍夫走进一家垂钓用具商店

With David Hasselhoff pulled Tabasco sauce out of my satchel

从背包里取出一瓶塔巴斯科调味汁

Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and

却打翻了渔夫的钓具盒

Asked if they had a laughin' stock

我问他们是否会嘲笑我的这个朋友

That was f**kin' stupid

这样实在是太愚蠢了

You got it twisted all 'cause I offered this bitch

你要全身都舞动摇摆起来 因为是我为你这个碧池提供了狗食饼干

A doggie biscuit you call me misogynistic

你竟称我为少妇

Bitch get to massagin' this dick

碧池 你要满足我的一切要求

Like spas in this bitch slob on it with gobs of lipstick

喜欢与这个碧池一起做水疗 我与她一起尽情缠绵

Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and ends with

我为你准备了购物清单 你要东奔西跑买到这些东西 这才算完

It's not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with

这个世上并没有可以与我相伴一生的人

She's non-existent

这个人并不存在

Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit

罗宾因与别人有婚外情而离婚 在婚姻方面他实在是无能

But I shout derogatives at bitches like f**kin' missile launches

我用歌词肆意诋毁这些碧池 就好像导弹发射的威力那么大

Misfit blond and nitwit

像这种金发碧眼的傻子就不应存活于世

Like I've gone ballistic with a frostin' tip kit

就像我不会将自己的发端染黄

Screamed I hate blondes and became one I'm optimistic

我大声喊叫 我虽讨厌这种人 但我仍会在说唱界中脱颖而出

Love to start shit

我喜欢批判那些所谓的名人

Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment

首当其冲的就是由克拉克扮演的超人所穿的衣服 就藏在贮物箱里

Of the bucket bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx

接下来就要评判布巴

I'm double parkin' up at Targets trouble 'causer a double crosser

我是会占领两个车位的人 我是麻烦制造者 我是背信弃义的人

Shadiest mothaf**ka you'll ever come across

我就是这样停车的 去你的 你永远不会明白

Olympic gymnast been known for some assaults

奥林匹克体操运动员 因某些超难度动作而出名

A couple lawsuits enough to cause a stomach ulcer

一两个控诉 足以给人造成极大的压力

Same damn brain scan results as Rainman's is

我拥有惊人的天赋 能够创造出像雨人这样精彩的作品

Something's off but when Dustin Hoffman's

一切都很正常 但就在达斯汀上场一切就变了

Dressin' up in your mummy costume

他穿着与演唱会主题相搭的服装上场

On stage dancin' to Brain Damage what's the problem

伴随着脑残这首歌跳舞 有什么问题吗

Nothing's wrong the name brand is back to reclaim status

没有什么问题 还是那个名字 我重回说唱界表明我的地位

Run the faucet I'ma dunk

我要将心声说出 即使我会得到很多谩骂

A bunch of Trump supporters underwater

特朗普的支持者们都赞同对恐怖分子施以水刑

Snuck up on 'em in Ray Bans in a gray van with a spray tan

以雷伊为首的支持者极力掩盖他的过失 保护着他 他实则就是虚伪的人

It's a wrap like an Ace bandage

就像事情完结以后极力掩盖起来

Don't give a f**k persona to my last DNA strand

我对待生活漫不经心 一直到我死去都会是这样

E&J in the waistband at the VMAs with the stagehand

我在音乐颁奖现场 我手持酒瓶与舞台工作人员一同畅饮

She wants kielbasa pre-arrange an escape plan

她想要与我缠绵 这就是我事先安排好的一切

Three-inch blade on point like a see and say

用来写歌词的三英寸长的笔就是我批判世界的武器 就好像广受欢迎的教育性玩具

Consider me a dangerous man

你将我视作危险人物

But you should be afraid of this dang candidate

但是你更应该担忧这个讨厌的候选人

You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet

你明白 特朗普并不会像傀儡一样对人阿谀奉承

'Cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin'

因为他参加这场竞选 投入的都是自己的资金

And that's what you wanted

这就是你需要的一切

A fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button

不计后果的人们对他的想法提出怀疑

Who doesn't have to answer to no one great idea

但他不需要回答任何人 真是个好主意

If I was president

如果我是总统

Gettin' off is the first order of business

我首先会使用我的权力 下达命令

Once I get in office

一旦我当政

Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam

随后我会让自己拥有无限快乐 向山姆大叔靠拢

Naked laughin' dick cupped in hand

一丝不挂在街上奔跑 手随处乱放

Screamin' f**k safe sex

尽情呼喊 真该死 欢愉还要做防护措施

Throw a latex and an AIDS test at him

避孕套都扔了吧 让他做下艾滋检验

Tell Congress I run this land

告诉国会 是我在统治这个国家

And I want the rubber banned and make it snappy

我想禁止避孕 释放一切激情

Addiction to friction and static

一旦上瘾

Addict who can't escape the habit

就无法摆脱

Continue to chase the dragon

就要继续浑浑噩噩下去

But as fate would have it

但是一切都是命中注定

I walked up in Major Magics

我走进餐厅

Dressed as the maintenance man

装扮成维修工

In a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket

身穿一件简单的背心和夹克

With a gauge to blast it

带着武器 毁灭这一切

And sped away in the station wagon

然后乘坐旅行轿车逃之夭夭

Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's

达什和安东尼

Crazy asses in the backseat

都是疯狂的家伙

Throwin' Stayfree pads at me

朝我胡乱扔东西

Dead passenger in the passenger seat

死去之人仍坐在车上

Unfasten the safety latches

解开安全带

And slam on the brakes in traffic so hard

交通拥挤不堪 猛踩刹车并不容易

I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires

我猛地关上 都是因为可恶的轮胎

Finna get a murder case and catch it

被牵扯到谋杀案件中

Like you threw it at me encased in plastic

就像你把一切罪名都推到我身上

And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the Benz

真想把残暴的鲁夫从我的奔驰车窗扔出去

Until he spins like a pinwheel and begins feelin'

直到让他历尽艰辛 感受到各种痛苦

Like a windmiller with a thin build while his skin's peelin'

让他受尽颠沛流离之苦

And skids 'til he hits a cement pillar

直到他再也无法忍受

Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder

就像普林斯 为了远大的目标不断努力

Knock it into the upper peninsula

遇到困难要迎难而上

You wanna go against zilla the rap god

你还想反抗吉拉 他可是说唱界的老大

When will I quit never been realer

什么时候才能摆脱 简直谎话连篇

The in-stiller of fear not even a scintilla of doubt

毫无疑问 斯蒂勒的神情充满恐惧

Whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla

谁的情况比普林斯还要糟糕

Or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller

或是斯蒂勒 处于危险的环境中

Revenge killer avenge syllable binge

复仇杀手 怒气冲冲

Fill a syringe 'til I

向体内注射兴奋剂

Draw first blood

这是我第一次注射

Even pop shit on my pop shit and it's popular

我的流行歌曲比说唱乐更受欢迎

Couldn't be more awkwarder

确实有点费解

Cause you're innocence I robbed you of

因为我让你们不再天真无邪

It's my fingers that got stuck up

中指向上这个手势

Taught ya ta not give a

以后不要再做

Slapstick hockey puck

低俗无味 真该死

The broad hunter with the sawed off

猎人带着短枪

Like an arm when it's lopped off of ya

像这种武器 杀伤力很强

But I'm not gonna get the shotgun

但我并不想拥有

Or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox

格洛克手枪怎么样 我会选择这一款

Cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop

因为我选择时 我会挑选更有杀伤力的

And it's not a shock I'm such an obnoxious f**ker

不足为奇 我一直都是个可恶的混蛋

The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought

罗克赫德森早就能预知一切 懂得保护自己的隐私

This much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of

这个可恶的家伙 薇薇卡·福克斯

Vivica Fox with a box cutter

我会拿着小刀刺穿你的身体

That was for 50 little slap on the wrist be warned

你伤害的是我伙计 给你一巴掌只是警告

I'm unravelin' quickly

我行动迅速 势不可挡

My squabbles I'm grappling with your time traveling with me

我占用你点时间 和我一起旅行吧

Try and follow as I wobble relapse into history

跟随我一起摇摆 干一番大事

With a flask of the whiskey

带上威士忌

Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles

再来一杯 我无聊地玩弄着酒瓶

Like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column

经历就像克里斯里夫一样

That's the plan of attack when I'm fixing my problems

这就是攻击计划 我正在解决问题

Wish my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em

遇到麻烦 只能让自己沉浸在音乐中

But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind boggles

但事实是 我引起了很多说唱歌手的不满

And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is

尽管他们对我不断攻击 我却未伤害他们

More of a spectacular mystery than a f**king

他们的行为比阿加莎·克里斯蒂的侦探小说

Agatha Christie crime novel

更为神秘

But my patience is wearing thin

但是我的耐心已经耗尽

Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing

发誓我一直在默默关注

Shit in your face 'til I smear it in

也要把你拉进来

Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen

不放过一个可以羞辱你的机会 直到你恐惧害怕

And never appear again

永远消失

If you actually had f**kin' careers to end

如果你真的想结束你的事业

But then I think of Molly Qerim and

但随后我想起了茉莉

I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them

我完全掌控了他们的动向 忘乎自己

Molly I'm gone off you

茉莉 让我们燃起热情

Man light some kush

伙计 让气氛更加火热

You're my first take I'll nail you

你是我的第一个女人 我要和你纵情欢愉

Can't lie I gush

没说谎 我完全释放自己

If I won you over you would be the grand prize

如果你征服了我 特等奖就属于你

I'm entranced by your looks

我被你美丽的外表深深迷倒

Come and give the Shady franchise a push

来吧 放马过来 不要犹豫

You can get it in the can like some Anheuser Busch

我们可以在浴室里缠绵欢愉

Jeans too small least three pant sizes tush

牛仔裤太紧了 至少得再大三倍

Mushed against your damn side your puss

和你欢愉如此美妙

And thighs are squished

激情无限

What kind of attires that

那个女人穿的什么牌子的衣服 光鲜亮丽

I'm ready to be rode

我已经做好了欢愉的准备

Psychopath bet you we'll get it poppin' like a flat

你这家伙 脑子不好使 打赌你会纵情享受这一切

Light the match to ignite the wrath

尽情释放你的愤怒

Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half

像上帝一样 手握利剑 把男女区分开来

Piper Chapmans might just have to picket me

皮佩或许会选择我

Like a scab

别无选择

Hard to describe in fact

事实上很难去表述一切

Startling violent perhaps

或许我的音乐会让人感觉诧异 充满暴力

Are things that come to mind as soon as

一旦唱出旋律

I start spitting rhymes like that

脑海中就浮现出一切

And you aren't really surprised at that

你对此不感到一丝诧异

But as far as these lines I rap

但是我的这些说唱歌曲

And these bars wouldn't dial

都是直言不讳

It back if I star 69ed the track

我不会隐瞒一切

Why am I such a dick

就是这么跩

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